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*fake culture clash
You are chatting with a Random Stranger…
Stranger: r u a wird person
You: not sure
You: define weird
You: I dont think so
Stranger: or crazy
You: are you?
You: lots of crazy people around here huh?
Stranger: but its still fun to talk to other ppl
You: yeah, even if they are pervs or crazy
You: sometimes its more fun to talk with them
Stranger: mabey not pervs
You: what kind of weirds pervs have you had
Stranger: some one ask me to send naked pic
You: someone asked me once if I liked to have someone shit in my mouth
Stranger: this is a funny place
You: sure is :)
Stranger: so where you live what country
You: Sweden, you?
Stranger: sorry but were is sweeden
You: just kidding its in the middle east
You: near Oman
You: and right next to UAE
You: I ride a camel to work every day
You: do you have camels over there?
You: not a single camel?
You: then how do you pay for stuff?
Stranger: at the zoo
Stranger: cash money
You: we just pay with camels
You: or camel dung
Stranger: so you dont have credit cards
You: we have credit hoof
Stranger: or master card
Stranger: sorry master hoof
You: no need
You: camels are good currency
You: camel dung for the lesser items
You: good for agriculture
Stranger: sure it is
You: tell me about this usa
Stranger: what you eat shishkabobs
You: sometimes, but we eat a lot of camel meat too
Stranger: usa has foot ball
You: like in europe? kick the ball
Stranger: and nascar
Stranger: no foot ball
You: where you kick a round ball?
Stranger: no feet nvolved
You: but the ball is round?
Stranger: no more oval
You: so, no feet involved and the ball isnt round
You: strange this foot ball
(Stranger has disconnected)
*japanese vampire princess
Stranger: APOPPOPOPUEPUE I’M A JAPANESE VAMPIRE PRINCESS~ x3
You: suck my blood
Stranger: x33 where shud i bite??? xD
You: I dont know ur the vampire
Stranger: *bites off your dick*
You: was it good
(Stranger has disconnected)
hahahahaha! *A POINT LESS LAUGHTER "kill mii now"
*a whine with cheese
You are chatting with a Guy in Kilkenny , Kilkenny , Ireland…
Chatting Tip: Your stranger has an interest in I like sports and girls.. I Love Them:)
Quitting a chat soon after it begins is rude. Do it often and you will be banned. Please respect the other chatter.
You: i like cheese
Stranger: fuck up ya faggot
Stranger: Ur mother
You: ok ill bring her too
Stranger: She wont fit threw the door
You: well just coose a roll and have at it
You: no cheese lover
Stranger has disconnected
You: im the tooth fairy
Stranger: WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN I DIDN*T GET ANYTHING FROM MY LAST 2 TEETHS WTF NOOB?!
You: im osrry
You: its been very busy
Stranger: yeah right, thats what santa said >:O
You: and my tooth insurance has been having problems
Stranger: I KNEW IT
Stranger: YOUVE BEEN FUCKING SANTA HAVENT U?
You: santa is overrated
You: no i have not
Stranger: Oh god.
You: he hates my wings
You: i think he is very fat
Stranger: No sence of style
Stranger: I mean his so last season
You: and that red suit dont do nothing for him
You: maybe he needs a fashion consultant
Stranger: Like ali-g?
You: yeah and dude, Mrs Claus, shes a myth
Stranger: Damn that guy is hotter than a MoefAka
Stranger: No :(
You: MoefAka, huh
Stranger: I belive in Mrs claus, its just that she ran away with the rednose reindeer
Stranger: Whos name shall not be mentioned
You: dont worry
You: i know him
You: hes a jerk
Stranger: Jerk off
You: all stuck up just cause there is a fricking song about him
Stranger: How fucking emo
You: and he leads the other reindeer
You: i only give them a penny a tooth
Stranger: Thats job well done.
You: too many ppl are emos
Stranger: but I GOT NUTIN
Stranger: Thug Life homie you feel me
You: Im so sorry
You: pull out a tooth
Stranger: I want the 2pacs last album and BIG’s first mixtape!
You: and i will give you 2.00for it
Stranger: I can’t even get a coffe from starbucks
You: ok how bout 5:00
You: i mean 5.))
Stranger: sounds like a blowjob?
Stranger: coffe is atleast 5,50..
You: i mean $5.00
You: my typing is bad
Stranger: Wher u from?
You: im very old, been around a couple hundred years
Stranger: I know
You: im from this cloud, u wouldnt know of it
You: its pretty frickin awesome
Stranger: Ooh you’re one of the teddybears?
You: how bout u?
You: NO!!!!!! they are the worst neigbors in history
Stranger: Im Kim Lil Jon
You: no you
You: the teddys
Stranger: yeah they and their bigass rainbows
You: rainbows suck
You: and they giggle all night long
Stranger: Yeah have you met the irish elfs at the end of them?
Stranger: Fucking pricks.
You: no, the ends move, remember
You: so u cant ever get the pot
You: of gold
Stranger: But my mom said..
Stranger: Never mind
You: thats what moms say
Stranger: mom, thats whats for dinner
You: shit, some little 6 year old
You: lost his baby tooth
You: and put it under his pillow in china
Stranger: You’re going to give him a job at fubu?
You: probably wants some chinese cash
Stranger: I know
You: yeah, being the toothe fairy is hard
Stranger: I know
You: u gotta have all this currency
You: from around the world
Stranger: Where d you get all the money for this charity work?
You: it sucks!! you know how many ppl dont believe in me?
You: so they dont donate
Stranger: 6,700, 000, 000 roughly?
You: so THEY DONT GET MONEY FOR THEIR TEETH
You: not even close
Stranger: : /
You: well, gotta go give the kid his nickel..
You: yen, whatev
You: im losing enthusiasm for this job…sigh
Stranger: You need a vacation homie..
Stranger: You know that guy Peter Pan
You: dude, hes a jerk too
Stranger: I heard he sells there flights to dis awesome place
You: alll these ppl are overrated
You: but i been there
You: hung out with da mermaids
Stranger: Did you see herkules?
You: pretty relaxing
Stranger: Tony Blair?
You: batman makes me mad
You: hes so damn rich
You: and he can give me any money
Stranger: I heard he gotta pimped out ride
You: but seriously
You: this kid fell alseep so gotta leave
Stranger: /b/ brothers listen
You: and im sorry about your tooth
Stranger: you cant leave
Stranger: No troll
You: y not
Stranger: wher u from?
You: i told u
Stranger: No seriously
Stranger is typing…
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